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It seems that the pop legend’s second autopsy has revealed that there was actually no foul play involved in Michael Jackson’s death. The Jackson family lawyer said the following about the results of the second autopsy: “Firstly the four puncture marks on his chest from the needle. Well I’ve seen those marks on his chest – I’ve seen his body – so I know they’re there. His weight – we know he was incredibly lean. Regarding baldness, Michael does have a distinctive patch on the side of his head. I know that his brother, who is only six years older, has a similar fuzz from losing his hair and has to dye it. Regarding the tablets in his stomach – well we know he was taking a lot of prescription drugs. That hasn’t been denied.” Well, we can all lay to rest now… especially the lawyer. But he probably won’t be calming down anytime soon unless he gets off Michael Jackson’s spare meds. After all… who can really trust coroners? Those dark, morbid people who spend all of their time with the dead… how sane are they?