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Jul
03

The model and the rocker from The Kills are apparently engaged now… or so the rumor goes. A source had this to say about this supposed engagement: “Kate and Jamie looked totally loved-up. Jamie took her to the trendy La Maison Du Caviar restaurant for a romantic lunch. People kept noticing the ring on her engagement finger but she didn’t say anything.” Wait a minute, wasn’t Jamie Hince already married to Kate Moss? Wasn’t that the word about that singing prohibition? Looks like we got our facts mixed up… or at least somebody did. But hey, I guess in that case, if there’s a wedding coming up, Jamie Hince might be a bit more indulgent than usual and let Kate Moss take a shot at the wedding band performance.

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Jul
03

A woman, by the name of Nona Jackson, has come forth recently claiming that she is the wife of late pop legend Michael Jackson and has demanded that the body of the pop star be returned to her. Moreover, Nona Jackson claims to have had fifteen children with her late husband and has filled a claim on his estate. In her claim she states: “All my husband’s properties, monies and assets must be transferred to me immediately My husband’s body must be returned to the coroner’s body or the mortuary immediately.” But here’s an even more interesting part that Nona Jackson added: “Though he died to this earth, he lives with my father, Satan the Devil Khalid Lucifer.” Right… that makes sense! How can this woman’s claims to be Michael Jackson’s fifteen children bearing wife be ignored now?

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