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John Mayer dressed up for his Mayercraft Cruise that departed from Long Beach, CA on Friday looking like the long lost son of Captain Stubing from that hit 70’s show, The Love Boat.

Rumour has it that his ex-girlfriend Jennifer Anniston dumped him because he was addicted to Twitter. He had this to say about the phase he’s going through to E! News recently:

“It’s inherently silly and it’s inherently dumb. If you really think that Twitter is the pathway to spiritual enlightenment, well…It’s one step away from sending pictures of your poop. I don’t have a devotion to Twitter. I didn’t sell out to Twitter. You do Twitter until everybody gets off of Twitter and it’s something else you go and try out.”

He left this tweet awhile ago:

“Watched the sunset. I just had a beer with the unknown, and it’s actually really cool if you shut up and listen to what it has to say.”

Here he is sniffing his mankini for some freaky reason:

TMZ is reporting that 110 passengers became ill on the cruise and needed to be taken off the boat. Wonder if it was after they watched this sniffing performance??!!

They spent the weekend in Chicago enjoying the music festival, and then flew to Miami Monday afternoon to visit with the Ronson family.

Lindsay and Samantha checked into the Delano hotel for some R*R. Here they are in this photo hanging out by the pool.

It’s being reported that they spent Monday afternoon, poolside with Samantha’s family – a large group of about a dozen people.

The Insider has some anonymous hotel guest giving this quote:

“Everyone was having a good time. Lindsay and Sam were very comfortable with the group around. You can tell they’re so in love,” says an onlooker. “Lindsay seemed to really fit in. It seemed like everyone really likes her.”

Lindsay really seems to be behaving herself these days, too bad her mom isn’t. She’s now involved in a snit fit with words with Anderson Cooper, a TV journalist, after he poked fun at 14-year-old daughter Ali when he guest hosted on the “Live with Regis and Kelly Show this past Tuesday.

After dismissing the E! network show the newsman said:

Ali “looks to be about 60,” adding “She allegedly wants to be a singer and/or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don’t know.”

That comment pissed of Dina, who has lashed back at him, telling OK! magazine:

“People are just cruel! This is bad karma for him.”

Here is Britney in Costa Rica, loving the waves( well maybe not so much). She apparently needs to be booging back in LA soon for a custody mediation meeting. I doubt she will miss it considering her dad is in Costa Rica with her and is probably already packing her bags. I am glad Britney got a little R and R at Mel Gibson’s place. Let’s hope that she is ready to get back to her business in LA.

Who knew that Pink and Bai Ling were friends. Pink actually looks quite happy… she was looking miserable there for awhile after her breakup with Carey. I guess Bai Ling knows how to make a girl smile! Bai Ling needs to put on a few pounds her ribs are totally scaring me.

Avril Lavigne was almost busting out of her little pink bikini. Although she tried to stay somewhat covered up she still looked pretty cute with her purple leopard print sweater (that had ears) and her pink bikini. I have to admit that Avril has a great bod, she is slim enough to look great, but then isn’t slim enough to scare anyone.

Take a peak for yourself! You might actually enjoy it (even if the thought is terrifying).