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Jun
10

The front man from Coldplay recently declared that releasing a solo album would be the worst thing he could imagine and it would happen only under the gravest of circumstances. Chris Martin said: “It would probably mean I’ve been dumped by my wife and I desperately need the money. Hell would not only have to freeze over but be skated over and closed up. The Pope would have to declare it didn’t even exist. I cannot think of anything worse.” It looks like Chris Martin really is dedicated to his Coldplay buddies… still, amazingly we see that desperately needing the money and hell freezing over are at around the same level of tragedy in our world.

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